Steal my thunder!

Whilst doing some vanity googling to see if I could monetise and retire on the profits. came across this usurper
Which was way ahead of me in search result (i.e. appeared in something other than my own browser).

So much for first mover advantage.

Once I'd overcome my seething resentment and read the article it was very good.
Well researched and definitive. Kudos Felicity (though I still think the poaching needs to be done in milk).

Weird (but good) Roast Lamb

Bit of downtime on Friday night and watched some cookery programs. Particularly intrigued by Tom Kerridge's roast leg of lamb with juniper rub and bay leaves (look it up yourself if interested, I'm just going to cover the basics).
I have juniper of indeterminate age and a dearth of recipes for them (red cabbage anyone?),
I have access to a bay tree looking distinctly leggy and in need of a good trim.
And the ever excellent Brady's of Fairview has been selling leg of lamb on special offer for a while now.

What could possibly go wrong? Well for one thing Mr Kerridge is quite a full-on chap, and the last time I was swept along by his enthusiasm (roast fillet of beef in treacle), it was an expensive disappointment. And this recipe just seemed to be so weird. But decided to give it a go anyway.

Step one was to score dry roast juniper berries and salt then grind to a dry rub. Slash the lamb and rub well, massage with oil and thyme, wrap in clingfilm then leave in the fridge overnight. Simples.

Step two, starting at 1pm the next day, cut a veritable wreath of bay leaves and lash all around the lamb till no flesh is visible.
Sweat off a mirepoix (with emphasis on the celery) in a roasting tin, cover with a few cm of water, then place the camoflaged lamb on top on  trivet.  Wrap with tinfoil then put in at 150 degrees for 5 hours.  More simples, but I still have a sense of unease over this strange combination of ingredients.

Couple hours later and the kitchen has gone from smelling like a parfumerie to a soap factory.

An hour to go and the smells aren't quite so pungent, or else my nostrils are desensitised.

Come the time to serve, expectations are being managed - "I'm not totally sure about this", "You have to try new things" :

Unwrap the foliage and still not looking great:

However....

... praise indeed from my sternest critic.


(btw, turns out this is a traditional combination of ingredients from Tuscany)

My Work Here Is Done

I will no more lament the foreshortened pitot tube, the asymetric undercarriage, the missing navigation lights (and more), nor the asphalt texture, the glue stains, the ripped decals, the completely lost decals...

Tis what it is, a half-arsed minature model of a mighty aircraft, and as such received some appreciation from my kids - and the kudos belong to the engineers of post-war Britain plus prior research

Why am doing this?

Time for the undercarriage,
missiles, pitot tubes etc, a quick spray of varnish, then a subtle wash and this kit will be done.

Feck. Feck, feck, feck!
Said undercarriage is

• ridiculously small
• floating
• made up of myriad ingenious mechanical brainwaves during the existential threat of the Cold War

Very tempting to go old skool with a suspended model, sans undercarriage.

But.. enough glue poured into those wheel wells might just work.

Decal Time

The Lightning model project lingers on.

So... some of the masking wasn't perfect.. some of the spray paint wasn't even.
Oscillated a few times between painting the dorsa via brush and fixing up the overspill with spray. And vice versa (and mixing up surgical spirits along with white - bad move)

Then the spray ran out.

Time do the decals mayhap- a little bit of detail will surely distract from the painting mess, how hard could it be?
Somewhat stressed readding the application of decals as apparently "silverring" is to be avoided.
Know not what this silverring thing is but prepare to avoid it by giving the Lightning a good old coat in Klear and a couple days when I have to do other things.

Turns out decals aren't so bad - you can try it the proper way i.e. 20 second soak, gentle nudge with a QTip, or do Old Skool - submerge the area and ram the decal wherever it will go until the least unacceptable position is found and resist the temptation to tweak it just a little bit as per as per.

Without  further ado, here is Lightning,with certain decals that I could actually see:

(Hides a multitude of sins)

Per Ardua ad Astra

Warning, the photography has regressed, if you want to see some modelling and photography by somone who knows what they are doing, check out http://www.arcair.com/Gal12/11401-11500/gal11464-Valkyrie-McFarland/00.shtm

Otherwise proceed to the shambles.

It can be postponed no longer, time to cross the Rubicon and attach the canopy. NB given the apparent importance of said canopy I have massaged it with surgical spirits, Dremelled it with toothpaste and given it 2 dips in Klear over 48 hrs. Seriously thought about getting 0000000001 grade wet paper or specialist car polishes, but regarded the serendipitous discovery of the magical Klear floor polish as a reasonable level of care. So this is what it looks like:

That's right - can't see a thing but at least its shiny.
Time to mask up

And spray paint that baby

The dilemna now is since the spray finish look so good, do I proceed with brush painting the dorsa and tailplane as per F2 instructions?

This might just be the excuse to get an airbrush.

TataTaTaTaaTaa..TaaTaaTaaTaaaaa...(repeat)

Or something similar- wings, fuselage etc have come together and it's starting to look like a Proper Airfix kit

- and only one swoosh, swoosh, DagadagaDagaDagaaa... episode that I will confess to.
No more posts till the canopy is on, by chance we have the magical Klear, so watch this space.